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Friday, September 22, 2006

It is just TOO much!

Why is it that Jiffy commercials put SO MUCH peanut butter on the bread? We all know what peanut butter looks like so that isn't the reason. How is it even possible to put that much on the bread? I tried this morning with my toast and it just doesn't work. The more you add, the more that comes right back off with your knife. Is the grandfather playing a trick on the grand-daughter? "Haha little girl...try eating this bread with no milk!" It just isn't natural to have that much on a single piece! I want answers....ANSWERS I say!

6 Comments:

Blogger kristen said...

see, i have the same feeling but Drew puts SO MUCH peanut better on bread that i always fear he'll choke.....so maybe we're the weird ones here.

12:50 PM  
Blogger Matt said...

I love a lot of peanut butter. But maybe its all part of a little hush-hush under-the-table bribing by the milk industry?

4:41 PM  
Blogger Kourtney said...

Kristen....please don't say "maybe we are the weird ones" You must be drunk...we are CLEARLY the normal ones :)

8:42 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I like chunky peanut butter. Like, exclusively. And I don't understand why people would want to eat it any other way.

10:28 PM  
Blogger T-Mac said...

Remember those GOT MILK? commercials where Hell was cookies and no milk for the jerk who died? Same concept. :-)

1:12 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hey remember when i ate a bagel with peanut butter when i came home drunk during bachelorette weekend and got yelled at for drinking milk??

10:04 PM  

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