How funny are we?!?!

Typical conversation in apartment 1003:

Me: Why do you think W ran for President? Why not his brother? I mean they are the same person. I can see them drawing straws at Christmas and him getting the long one? Or did he get the short one?

Lili: Texas is a bigger state so they probably just thought he would have more support. Besides, he has the same name as the last Bush in office.

Me: (In my best Jeb voice) Gosh. George gets to do EVERYTHING!

Lili: Marcia Marcia Marcia