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Wednesday, August 13, 2008

Intelligence in America

"Did you hear that Georgia is being attacked?"
"Georgia Georgia? The state of Georgia?"
"Yes, Georgia Georgia! Can you believe the government is letting that happen?"
"Well President Bush is at the Olympics!"


Yes, these individuals are right! Georgia is being attacked because President Bush just watched Phelps win another gold medal! Surely if some one wanted to attack the US the ONLY thing stopping them would be that President Bush was in the country. Also, they clearly would start with Georgia....I am sure it all started while listening to a little Ray Charles that put Georgia on their mind! Oh wait! Isn't there a country named Georgia??????


5 Comments:

Blogger kristen said...

Any mention of how these people supposed the tanks got over here?!?! Across the ocean...

2:11 PM  
Blogger Matt said...

Freeze dried tanks, duh. Add water and poof, you have a tank.

6:28 PM  
Blogger kristen said...

oh right! my bad!

10:57 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm more concerned with the thought that I have been in Georgia for a week and a half and haven't heard one air raid siren. Our early warning detectors suck. But maybe having somebody up in a deer stand who is supposed to shout, "Y'All look out, sompin's comin'" isn't the best defense system.

SWAFF

11:17 PM  
Blogger Matt said...

I think this about sums it up, too:

http://punditkitchen.com/2008/08/14/political-pictures-george-bush-jr-sr-russia-georgia/

7:37 PM  

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